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Archive for August, 2007

06 Aug

Sven, you cheating bastard.

So, after spending 15+ fruitless hours on embroidery, I finally gave in and decided to go with plan B. I was supposed to be embroidering strips on the four pieces of a vest. Well, between me smacking the machine once and throwing that section out of alignment, starting over, working on satin, embroidering color B [...]

01 Aug

Oh My God. Another Update.

Several things:
Horizontal stripes are no one’s friend, sweetheart. And when you sweat enough that the material of your dress creeps several feet up your ass? Time to either a) lose some weight or b) buy a bigger size or c) BOTH!
If you’re going to wear translucent butt floss, but don’t want anyone to see it, [...]

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